Royal Rumble 2012

I think we all know Sheamus is gonna win this thing. Still, Punk v Dolph should be pretty interesting, someone's getting screwed but no idea who or how.

LET'S DO THIS

Nice, Bryan's up first...he's gonna get battered though

Michael Cole hates conceited people, apparently

Did Booker just say "This is fucking dangerous"

Holy shit, Bryan not only won, but won clean...awesome

And since he's a heel now, there's a good chance Punk might actually pull it off too

Kane v Cena...tempted to fast forward because I really don't give a shit

Cena can lift Big Show but not Kane...what

Pretty dull match...this should have gone first

Oh god, this is painful...the suffocation move looks terrible

I wonder what happened to the guy who won Tough Enough. Haven't heard from him in ages.

It's turned into a backstage brawl...boring as fuck

Kane v Ryder in a wheelchair is actually pretty funny...that should have been the actual match

That got a lot better after the match finished

Drew McIntyre gets a match? Why?. Literally nobody gives a fuck about him

OH SHIT ITS THE FUNKASAURUS

You'd think this'd get old.,,Nope.

Another quick win. I'm curious to see what'll happen when he gets a serious opponent

Punk time...Gonna grab some snacks and a beer, and enjoy the show.

Powebomb from Punk...don't think I've seen that before

FUCKING REF BUMP, NOT NOW WWE, DO THIS SHIT TO CENA OR ORTON OR WHOEVER THE FUCK BUT NOT DURING AN ACTUALLY DECENT MATCH

Very nice GTS reversal by Ziggler

Good match, the ref bump added nothing and it would have worked much better with no shenanigans...but still tied for match of the night with the cage match

RUMBLE TIME MOTHERFUCKER

So, Sheamus is going to win, but I'm hoping for Foley. Or THE MOTHERFUCKING FUNKASAURUS

Miz is number 1. This is good because he won't win, but bad because he's on my screen right now

Miz v Alex Riley...flashbacks to when the WWE was shit

FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY

Ricardo Rodriguez best entrance so far

Cobra v Socko is my favourite moment of the show so far

Foley's gone...it's all up to Brodus now. If he's even in it.

Holy shit, Kofi walking on his hands to avoid elimination...amazing

Dolph's in it...so Brodus might be...LETS GO FUNKASAURUS

Hacksaw Jim Duggan :D

FUCK YEAH KHARMA'S BACK WIN THIS THING KONG

Goddamit shes gone

Fuck, Booker said Sheamus is his number one pick, so he cant possibly win...gotta be a heel then...please don't be Miz

No Funkasaurus :(

Ok so down to Sheamus and Y2J...but Booker said Sheamus was gonna win, so it has to be Jericho, right?

Nope, I was right all along...Booker just threw me off

iMPACT, Jan 19th 2012

It's amazing that Robert Roode and Daniel Bryan have the exact same angle, but with Bryan I can't wait to see what'll happen next and with Roode I just want to sleep through it.

Sting < Laurenaitas < Teddy Long

TNA are going to England and I won't be there T_T

Kaz is the worst heel

Magnus comes to the ring

Magnus gets pinned

Crimson is the least convincing monster I think I've ever seen

At least Joe's kicking some arse

Eric Young makes me laugh

Fire Garrett

Oh god, they actually did a Garrett montage so now he's good at wrestling what the fuck TNA that's not how real life works

Knockouts cage match...haven't seen one of these in a while

Actually pretty decent

MCMG music, thought Sabin was back and got all excited but it's just Shelly

He's actually a lot better on the mic than I remember

Eric Young v Angelina...pretty dumb since all the fans know they can't show male on female violence on Spike

As dumb as I thought it'd be, but anthing with Eric is worth watching

Main event...there will definitely be a screwjob, so fastforwarding

Yup, screwjob...surprised it's Bubba not Roode

Back?

So I got a nice new flatscreen, meaning I can watch wrestling from my couch...meaning i can't watch and type at the same time.

Except now I have a smartphone so I can do Socko's Review again.

Expect biased, pro-Funkasaurus posts soon.