That Clown from Outta Town - Final Resolution

A bit late I know, but Socko said this PPV was actually worth watching. We'll see.

LET'S DO THIS

01:38 - Ink Inc v Beer Money? Surely an iMPACT match if ever I saw one...
05:43 - Shannon Moore battering both of Beer Money. Sigh.
06:07 - I'm actually hoping for a beer-bottle related screwjob
07:19 - When you're watching every week you get desensitised to the commentary...Mike Tennay really is awful.
10:28 - What happened to TNA fans? They used to be cool...now there's fucking retards with their fucking pink Jeff Hardy sleevegloves in the front row :(
13:40 - That was an Ok match...not exactly a classic though.
15:00 - Hardy v Morgan is the main event? FFS TNA
19:14 - Knockouts match...or rather, Diva Rejects match...I wish it was possible to double fast forward
30:20 - I actually thought that Robbie E guy was from that Jersey Shore show...what the fuck is he doing with the X-Division title? FFS TNA
35:28 - FUCK YEAH SHARK BOY
36:18 - I want to see Shark Boy v Joe. For the title.
40:40 - Robbie is fucking boring
41:16 - OH WOW ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD THIS IS AWESOME
43:21 - Based on what I've seen so far, if you think this is a good PPV, you've become desensitised to shite from watching too much TNA
45:05 - Not even Jay Lethal could save that match...crap match, crap ending. Jay deserves much better.
46:37 - FUCK YEAH SHARK BOY AGAIN
47:31 - That stunner was the best thing so far
47:50 - Rhyno v RVD? They had some pretty decent matches in ECW...this has potential. Although, having said that, wasting potential is TNA's specialty.
57:21 - Fucking idiots chanting you sold out...it's fake you fucking retards...take your sleevegloves and fuck off
1:00:00 - I thought the first match was pretty 'meh' when I watched it...but compared to the last two, it was awesome...this is really boring. It's literally as interesting as grinding in an MMO.
01:04:58 - Ok, that Van Terminator was pretty sweet...shame about the rest of the match tbh
01:06:20 - Kaz wearing shades indoors...sigh
01:07:25 - Kaz, a word in your ear...stealing lines from The Rock only highlights the massive gulf in mic ability between you and him. Just saying.
01:09:16 - AJ v Doug - looking forward to this one.
01:16:49 - That moonsault looked pretty nasty...
01:23:47 - Holy shit, Chaos Theory on the outside of the ring...AJ is dead
01:24:59 - Douggie beats AJ with the Styles Clash...fucking awesome :) The match started pretty well, was ok in the middle, and the end was great.
01:25:57 - I guess that means AJ is getting another TNA title run
01:26:54 - Christy Hemme looks a lot older than I remember her.
01:28:36 - Guns v Bucks :)
01:45:40 - That was pretty awesome, actually...
01:47:32 - This is, apparently, where the PPV turns shit
01:52:10 - Pope v Abyss. Casket match. This is going to be terrible.
01:57:13 - This is actually a lot better than I expected so far
02:04:42 - That was an ok match...I was expecting a bullshit ending but it was actually a clean one
02:05:59 - Joe v Jarrett in a submissions match...I hope it's as short and decisive as it sounds on paper
02:09:17 - I hope Jarrett's not gonna throw any kicks - he's calling himself an MMA specialist, but he doesn't have bare feet...
02:09:36 - FUCK YEAH SAMOA JOE
02:10:40 - Jarrett's MMA gimmick is fucking retarded. He claims to be an MMA specialist, but his hands are right down by his waist - which is a great way to get knocked the fuck out in record time. He's also got his feet taped, which is from Muay Thai - you can't kick in MMA without bare feet. This is almost as fucking stupid as when AJ fought Frank Trigg...
02:12:51 - "That's a Juji Gatami right there"...IT'S CALLED AN ARMBAR IN MMA, THEY'RE NOT DOING FUCKING JUDO
02:13:21 - Taz pretending to know what he's talking about is pissing me off
02:16:39 - This is a pretty decent match, but it's being completely ruined by the commentary
02:17:34 - This commentary is so bad, it might as well be Don West and Michael Cole
02:19:47 - What fucking submission? He didn't tap, he didn't say 'I quit' or anything...what the fuck is this shit?
02:20:15 - Pretty decent match, minus the commentary...but what the fuck was that ending? It wasn't even an ending, it's like finishing a regular match with no pin...just, what the fuck?
02:30:04 - Hardy v Morgan. Main Event. What the fuck.
02:31:20 - Fucking sleevegloves
02:32:53 - Another thrilling headlock
02:42:49 - Yeah, that was pretty boring

Dull PPV. UFC 124 was better.