TNA Sacrifice predictions

So, we’re in a new era; big changes in TNA... we’re now in an era ‘where wrestling matters’ and TNA is now called Impact Wrestling... let’s see how this pans out. Let’s have a look at my predictions for this year’s Sacrifice... and hope that TNA really start to improve thier game.

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Rob Van Dam vs. Sting

Eugh, I remember how bad their last one-on-one match was. Sting and RVD are both ‘veterans’ which means they are both clunky in the ring. Their styles don’t work well together, and I predict that this match will suck. Sting to win.

TNA World Tag Team Championship
Matt Hardy & Chris Harris vs. Beer Money

Not sure how this one’s going to pan out – Beer Money are awesome and both Hardy and Harris have been awesome... but that was a few years ago... so who knows? Beer Money should win.

TNA Knockouts Championship
Madison Rayne vs. Mickie James

The stip in this match makes little sense if, like I, you try and follow a storyline. Essentially, Tara was fired from TNA, she was working as a toilet cleaner (or something equally menial), so Madison Rayne employed her as a personal assistant/bodyguard. Months went by and Tara ended up costing Mickie James a title, which Tera then gave to Rayne in a finger poke of death style pin... Mickie James is now saying that if she beats Rayne, she will give Tera her old job back... how? Since when does Mickie have to power to hire people? And why would Mickie want to help Tera anyway? It just doesn’t make sense.... Mickie to win.

TNA X-Division Championship
Max Buck vs. Kazarian

Kaz to win and Bucks to reform... should be one hell of match.

Kurt Angle & Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett & Karen Jarrett

Who cares anymore? Chyna came out looking like Michael Jackson, Kurt Angle’s been beaten by Jarrett over and over since last year... I presume that Chyna get the pin on Karen for the victory. It will be a decent match whilst Kurt and Jarrett are in the ring, but then it will suck when the women tag in...

AJ Styles vs. Tommy Dreamer

This could be a decent enough match... I’m predicting a win by Dreamer, but due to interference from Bubba... that makes logical sense to me, so it’s very unlikely to happen.

Mexican America vs. Ink, Inc.

This will probably be an okay match, I quite like some of the stuff Ink Inc do, but Shannon Moore is nothing without the rest of 3 Count. I presume that Mexicool, or whatever they’re called will get the win.

Abyss vs. Crimson

Crimson’s going to kill you... if Crimson doesn’t fuck Abyss up... well...

Robbie E. vs. Brian Kendrick

Wow, this feud has been building up for months, I can’t wait to see these guys finally get in the ring together... okay, where has this match come from, and why should anybody PAY for this match? No build whatsoever... I’m sure Kendrick will do some pretty cool spots, but Robbie E is awful... I want Kendrick to win, but that’s very unlikely... screw it, Kendrick to win...