That Clown from Outta Town - March 3rd iMPACT

Moment of truth...either TNA's gonna get rid of the Bisch, or I'm gonna be one pissed off Clown.

The card looks awful, there's Jersey Shore bollocks, and the nonsense wedding thing too...plus from Socko's post it looks like there's no good matches. Still, if it means Bischoff and Hogan might be fucking off, It's worth a watch.

I'm nervous in case it all goes tits-up.

LET'S DO THIS

0:08 - Starting with Dixie...makes a change from The Bisch...please be good news.
1:53 - Starting with the court ruling? That's the fucking main event, what the fuck is this shit
2:10 - That's that then...TNA's gonna continue being utter shit
5:38 - This is shite
9:07 - This is boring...tempted to fast forward
10:54 - Now Fortune's getting in on it...
15:56 - Brawling backstage...every fucking week
19:07 - Tag titles as the first match...FFS TNA. Why are fucking jobbers getting fucking title shots?
21:32 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'FRESH'? THEY'VE ONLY BEEN WRESTLING FOR 90 SECS EVERYONE IS FUCKING FRESH FFS
23:10 - THREE FUCKING MINUTE FUCKING TITLE MATCH WHAT IN CHRISTS NAME ARE YOU FUCKING DOING
23:39 - Jesse Neal :D
24:38 - Jesse's getting a title shot :)
25:41 - 10 foot wedding cake? Someone is definitely going through that motherfucker
27:01 - "Will this be the first wedding in pro wrestling history to go off without a hitch? We'll see..."
27:35 - Knockouts...could be Velvet's last match though, so I'll watch. Getting rid of her would be a mistake, so they'll probably do it.
30:21 - Another two minute match
30:35 - Another post match interruption...did they just cut and paste the script from earlier or something?
31:41 - Waste of fucking screen time
32:50 - Second brawl
34:12 - This is hard going...I'm not sure I can watch the whole thing
37:37 - Angle's taping his fists, ready for the wedding...as you do.
39:19 - THAT IS NOT A 10 FOOT CAKE...It's like 6 feet, including the table it's on...and the little columns holding up each tier. IT'S A REGULAR 4 TIER WEDDING CAKE. DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY LAME PORTAL JOKES PEOPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE ABOUT THIS SHIT, TNA, YOU CUNTS
39:42 - Eric Young has a belt?? What belt is it? I have no idea.
40:37 - Haha, Angle attacked Jarrett before he was even halfway down the entrance ramp
40:38 - 40 minutes in, 3rd brawl. Fuck this shit.
41:33 - Do TNA really believe this is entertainment? Like, really?
41:52 - Karen got caked...not worth the 2 months build-up tbh.
43:48 - Do the ratings really go up when Hardy wrestles? I doubt it tbh...I should check that out sometime
46:21 - Rob Terry? Again? Why are thy wasting time on this shit? Although, considering the other stuff they think is worth broadcasting, he isn't actually that bad.
51:40 - That was the best 5 minutes of the show so far...Steiner basically dominated him, lots of mean looking suplexes, then choked/reclinered him out...
54:30 - Hernandez v Morgan...I really wish they'd reform LAX, they were fucking awesome heels...Hernandez on his own isn't the same. Although, it's only been like 3 weeks so he might grow into it.
57:02 - Morgan's destroying him
60:13 - DQ from hitting his head into the ring steps? WTF TNA
63:08 - OH MY FUCK THEY'RE ACTUALLY DOING THE FUCKING WEDDING AGAIN
64:30 - I feel sorry for Eric and Orlando...it clearly wasn't funny the first time, but they make them go out and do it again...GIVE THEM A FUCKING MATCH INSTEAD OF THIS BULLSHIT WEDDING BULLSHIT
66:19 - Wait, Angle's actually giving her away now? WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHRIST IS GOING ON??
76:12: Total Nonstop Action = 15 mins of action, 15 mins of bullshit wedding, rest of the show is talking
76:34 - Here comes the 3rd lame celebrity of the night
78:36 - The whole 'The Network' angle is a rip off from ECW, except there it actually made sense because ECW's station was actually trying to censor/tone down the show - the fictional 'Network' was a stab at the actual TV channel that aired the show and the bullshit they caused. Here, they're just pulling it out of their arse and it's fucking stupid
81:46 - TNA's attempts at a dramatic entrance look so amateur compared to WWE.
82:15 - I have never been so happy to see Sting in all my life
82:33 - Before Hogan and Bischoff, I used to dislike all the 'veteran' wrestlers like Sting, Nash, Steiner, because they took TV time away from the younger, more talented wrestlers trying to make a name. Now, I like them because despite their age they are much, much better wrestlers than the current main dudes.
84:11 - LETS GO STING LETS GO STING LETS GO STING
90:06 - Hardy kicking out of certain death :(
90:36 - TOP ROPE SCORPION DEATH DROP FUCK YEAH GOTTA BE A NEW CHAMP FUCK YEAH
90:58 - FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NEW FUCKING CHAMP AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING WWE REJECT FUCKING AWESOME

Pretty shit iMPACT, but it made up for it right at the end...I was gonna stop watching if Hogan and Bischoff stayed, but I think I'll stay for Sting's title run tbh.

Best match was Steiner v Rob Terry, which is pretty fucking incredible when you think about it.

2 weeks, no Joe. WHAT THE FUCK TNA...HOW DO GUNNER AND MURPHY, ROB TERRY AND FUCKING MORGAN v HERNANDEZ AGAIN GET AIR TIME BUT JOE DOESN'T WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Also, I heard Shark Boy quit TNA...sucks. Didn't even get a farewell match or anything.

TNA - 3/3/11 - predictions

As TNA seem to be building up to an important Impact rather than PPVs, I thought I'd do my predictions for this one. Doing a quick Google search for the card, it looks like its already been taped... I'm not one of these smark fans who needs to read spoilers, so rest assured, I'm as much in the dark about the results as the average Joe. I'll admit that the match line-up is suprising... but not in a good way. Let's do this!

TNA World Tag Team Championship Match:
Beer Money vs. Gunner and Murphy

I can't believe this is a real match. How can a couple of jobbers become contenders? With the matches last summer between Beer Money and the Guns, the tag belts felt like they meant something, doing a match like this is just meaningless. If G and M win I might be done with TNA. Please be Beer Money.


Sarita vs. Velvet Sky

I've noticed that the more Velvet wrestles, the worse she gets... not sure how this is possible, maybe her plastic fun bags are slowly poisoning her brain or somethig. Velvet will win though.

Scott Steiner vs. Rob Terry

Who booked this one? Really, this might be the worst match ever. Scott Steiner is good on the mic, and is good in an enforcer type role, but he's not a great worker anymore... Rob Terroid is still shit. Hope Steiner wins though.

Matt Morgan vs. Hernandez

I thought this feud was resolved months ago? It's not going to be very good and I'm sure Hernandez will win.

TNA World Championship Match:

Jeff Hardy vs. Sting

No need for this match, at all. Sting to win, but it's going to be bad. I'm pretty sure that Sting can hardly move anymore, and Hardy's matches have been as sloppy as a diseased vagina as of late...

On the whole, there is nothing I could give a shit about in this one, and this is what has been building to for a few weeks. This will be the Impact with the wedding that's not really a wedding, and I'm not looking forward to seeing the car-crash that it will be... I predict Karen will get slmmed into the wedding cake.

That Clown from Outta Town - iMPACT Feb 24th 1011

One week till we find out if Bischoff and Hogan are fucking off. We can only hope.

AJ v Flair is going to be funny as fuck.

LET'S DO THIS

1:39 - Holy shit, not starting with Bischoff
2:58 - Anderson's sitting in a chair refusing to leave the ring till he gets his title shot...didn't Austin do the exact same thing? But better?
4:14 - RV fucking D
5:19 - What about the laws of morality, Ken?
7:33 - Less than 10 mins to the first brawl. No sign of any wrestling.
8:04 - OH GREAT IT'S ERIC FUCKING BISCHOFF I WAS WORRIED WE WOULDN'T SEE HIM
10:12 - RVD v Anderson v Angle as the main event...if Angle doesn't win, I'm gonna be pissed. Although it'll blatantly be a screwjob
11:54 - Eric Young. He deserves better
13:49 - Eric Young and Orlando Jordan v Gunner and Murphy. What was that you were saying about ratings, Bischoff?
14:04 - Beer Money guest announcing...I WONDER IF THEY'LL INTERFERE AT ANY POINT
14:54 - OJ pretending to facefuck one of the jobbers. Why.
15:31 - And also grabbing his arse.
18:01 - Eric Young is now jobbing to jobbers...FFS TNA
19:44 - DEVON
21:04 - Apologising to your kids for Bubba putting them through a table? Bubba was right, you're weak...get fired up, Devon. Set Bubba on fire.
24:10 - Bubba is absolutely fucking brilliant on the mic
24:35 - Tommy Dreamer's back...and immediately becomes the least interesting person in the feud.
26:59 - Crimson...no idea who he is but he looks pretty enthusiastic.
28:03 - Magnus is getting destroyed
29:47 - Another TNA 2 minute match...why even bother
30:21 - Rob Terry really ought to go to WWE...he looks like a WWE wrestler, he wrestles like a WWE wrestler, and he's as good on the mic as a WWE wrestler. Oh sorry, did I say wrestler? I meant 'superstar'...
31:39 - 'You're looking at the future old man'...not if you keep taking so many steroids, Rob...your heart will go pop long before you get to that point
36:02 - Awesome fuckup...Rob's choking Steiner, but he only had hold of one end of the rope so he wasn't even close to his throat...carries on regardless :)
37:03 - Best Rob Terry match
38:19 - The new Beautiful People person is fucking weird
42:16 - "custom made Armani"...but it doesn't fit you, Ric...custom made for who?
43:39 - Goons in the audience again
47:09 - Double nut shot on Flair and Hernandez...Styles is awesome
50:24 - Second brawl of the night
53:50 - Final verdict next week...please get rid of Bischoff and Hogan
54:39 - Knockouts...let's see what happens with this open challenge thingie
55:32 - Mickie James will blatantly answer the open challenge
56:18 - Lol, ODB
56:59 - The reaction to ODB's return was awesome..."Oh my god, they're bigger"
60:24 - ODB lost :(
67:55 - Oh for fucks sake, more Jersey Shore bullshit next week :( I've never even heard of the show outside of TNA
68:53 - Main event time...so...NO JOE? FUCK YOU TNA
69:50 - Angle and Anderson had some pretty fucking awesome matches last year...I only hope that RVD doesn't suck it up too badly
79:20 - Oh FFS...awesome match, heading to the ending, then Jeff Jarrett fucks it up
80:14 - Typical fucking TNA bullshit...match was great until that point though, if there was a rematch at a PPV but with no interference, that'd be great

Pretty good iMPACT. Bring back the 6-sided ring when you fuck off Hogan and Bischoff. Thanks.

WWE Elimination Chamber predictions revisited

The Elimination Chamber is one of my favourite gimmick matches, and this PPV did not disappooint. Let's see how I did, I've got a pretty good feeling about this one:

"-- WWE champion The Miz vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Title.

Miz. This match will be decent enough, but very old school. I can see Cole helping the Miz get the win (again), thus leading to some kind of Cole/Lawler match at Wrestlemania to rival Mr McMahon vs. Bret Hart at WM 26 for stinker of the decade."

Miz won, but with a clean victory. The match was very good, old school, but very good. Before the match Lawler did an awesome promo which actually made the title seem like it actually meant something for the first time in God knows how long. I'm glad they are giving Miz some clean victories over credible opponents, they've booked Miz pretty badly over the last year, and I think they are only just starting to book him as a champion.

Match rating: ****

"-- Smackdown Elimination Chamber match - World Hvt. Title match: World champion Edge vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. Drew McIntyre. One slot vacated.

So Ziggler's going to come back in and Edge will retain. Simple."

Okay, so Ziggler didn't make a comeback tonight, but Edge did win. I really enjoyed this Elimination Chamber match, I actually think that this was slightly better than the Raw one, the last ten minutes were particularly good.

Match rating: ****1/2


"-- Raw Elimination Chamber match - #1 contender match to WWE Title: John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. C.M. Punk vs. John Morrison vs. Sheamus vs. R-Truth.

It's going to be Cena, though I'd like to see Punk headline WM, that ain't gonna happen any time soon."

This was another great EC match. There were some pretty cool spots in this one, and all the guys (except maybe Orton) worked their asses off and used the cage to do some pretty cool spots, and some stupid ones it must be said. There was one spot where Morrison scaled the cage, right up to the middle of the roof, and then he just kind of dropped down on Sheamus, who had been waiting to catch him for almost a minute. I though that Morrison would have done something a bit more interesting here, and maybe he was meant to. A lot of the stuff was highlight reel material, and when you saw the nasty bruises developing on Punk and Sheamus, you knew that they were putting their bodies on the line in this one.

Match rating: ****

"-- #1 contender Alberto Del Rio vs. IC champion Kofi Kingston.

Is this for the IC belt? Kofi loses pretty much every match he's in, and Del Rio needs to look strong on the run-up to WM, be stupid if Del Rio loses."

Del Rio won, and this was a great opener: fast-paced, quite a few near-falls. Del Rio won with his Cross Arm-breaker, so no suprises there, and the IC title wasn't mentioned once. It would have been cool for Del Rio to have the IC belt on the run-up to WM, but the title means less than the main ones, so I suppose it doesn't matter.

Match rating: ***

"-- WWE Unified tag champions Santino & Kozlov vs. Corre (Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater) for the WWE Tag Titles

PLEASE BE THE CORRE. I hate the Corre, I hate their name, I hate Heath Slater, I hate their gimmick (I think they are meant to be a communist Nexus)... but, if it means Santino and Koslov aren't champs, then I'm all for it... probably won't even watch this one."

The Corre won, and the match was sloppy. I really don't like watch Santino or Koslov in the ring, and I'm not convinced by Heath Slater. Michael Cole's started calling him 'the one-man rock band' - does this mean that he plays guitar, sings, and has a number of percussion instruments attached by strings to different parts of his body when he plays? I think it does.

Match rating: **

Overall, I really enjoyed this PPV. The matches (apart from the tag match) were great, the PPV was let down by stupid segments which should have been on Raw. When Trish Stratus came out and started doing Rock catchphrases only a week after the real Rock had come out and tore the house down with his promo on Raw, it seemed kind of lame... but Christian came back, so at least that's a plus. Booker T on commentary is also awful.

WWE Elimination Chamber - predictions

We are now officially on the road to Wrestlmania, and so far it's not looking brilliant. Fair enough the Rock is back, but all he has done is come out and give a great promo, but a promo which has served to show how fucking weak WWE is compared to the late 90s. Rock, Foley, DX, Stone Cold vs The Miz, John Cena, Randy Orton and The Corre... hmm... but at least there is a glimmer of hope; as far as I can tell this is the first WWE PPV in over a year which hasn't had Cena or Orton in a title match... let's hope this trend continues.

Anyway, let's look at what going down at Elimination Chamber:

-- WWE champion The Miz vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Title.

Miz. This match will be decent enough, but very old school. I can see Cole helping the Miz get the win (again), thus leading to some kind of Cole/Lawler match at Wrestlemania to rival Mr McMahon vs. Bret Hart at WM 26 for stinker of the decade.

-- Smackdown Elimination Chamber match - World Hvt. Title match: World champion Edge vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. Drew McIntyre. One slot vacated.

So Ziggler's going to come back in and Edge will retain. Simple.

-- Raw Elimination Chamber match - #1 contender match to WWE Title: John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. C.M. Punk vs. John Morrison vs. Sheamus vs. R-Truth.

It's going to be Cena, though I'd like to see Punk headline WM, that ain't gonna happen any time soon.

-- #1 contender Alberto Del Rio vs. IC champion Kofi Kingston.

Is this for the IC belt? Kofi loses pretty much every match he's in, and Del Rio needs to look strong on the run-up to WM, be stupid if Del Rio loses.

-- WWE Unified tag champions Santino & Kozlov vs. Corre (Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater) for the WWE Tag Titles

PLEASE BE THE CORRE. I hate the Corre, I hate their name, I hate Heath Slater, I hate their gimmick (I think they are meant to be a communist Nexus)... but, if it means Santino and Koslov aren't champs, then I'm all for it... probably won't even watch this one.

And I think there's a Divas match... and it will be shit...

Against All Odds - predictions revisited...

So, I've had a fucking insanly busy week hence the no revisit on Against All Odds predictions. Anyways, it's good to see Clown back, it's been a while! So here it is, better late than never, also I've had almost a week for the matches to settle in my memory, and most of them didn't...

"-- TNA World Hvt. champion Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Hardy in a ladder match for the TNA World Title.
Depending on how much Jeff Hardy can be arsed, this could be a pretty decent match, but in all likelihood will be over-booked and needlessly complicated. I think Anderson will keep the strap, Anderson is the lesser of two evils in this scenario."

This matches was crazy, both guys took some pretty nasty bumps and they both worked their asses off. The ending seemed botched and was a bit of an anti-climax, but Jeff won his stupid fucking belt back.

Match rating: ****


"-- Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett.
This match will be great, the build-up has been a mixed bag; I’m really not a fan of the soap opera elements. I thought the MMA Jarrett was a great gimmick, though I really can’t be doing with a worked fight. If the storyline had continued and Kurt just wanted to prove he could kick Jarrett’s ass without bring Karen and their kids into it, I would be marking out for this one. Why can’t they just have a straight match with no stipulations and no bullshit?
This match will clearly end with some kind of screwjob/DQ with Jarrett getting the victory."

Jarrett got the victory, and Angle should have won... many times... but this match was so over-booked that they must have gone through every possible match ending in Wrestling Booking for Dummies (the Dusty Rhodes edition). The in-ring stuff was great, but they are hinting at another Angle retirement angle... this is such a shit angle...

Match rating: ***


"-- Bully Ray vs. Brother Devon in a Street Fight.
This is where the bad booking comes into play. The idea of being against the odds plays into this one because it is essentially a handicap match with Devon’s two son’s being in Devon’s corner. So we have a 3-on-1 street fight with the heel working against the odds... we can’t cheer for the babyfaces because they’ve got an unfair advantage, and the heel is a heel... This match would have been 20 times better were it just a bog-standard street-fight, now it’s hard to get behind Devon... idiotic booking... also, because this is TNA Devon will either get DQed or counted out... in a street fight..."

Bubba is a great heel, he has no redeeming qualities, whatsover. I find with most heels (Chris Jericho is probably the only exception), heels always seem to win over the crowd, either with comedy, catchphrases, etc. but Bubba came accross as complete and utter cunt on this one. Match wasn't really a match, but more of an angle... another angle involving families, hmm... What I will also say about this match is how well Taz sold this. There is no way that Michael Cole could appear so inversted in the feud as Taz was in this...
and Bubba won.

Match rating: **1/2


"-- Samoa Joe vs. The Pope D'Angelo Dinero.
This might be the first PPV match Joe has been in since he was kidnapped by ninjas, and the feud has made very little sense. As far as I can gather Joe has hired Okada to follow and film Pope, Pope has turned heel and might be involved in dog-fighting, Pope then called Joe fat... erm, I think that pretty much covers it.
I don’t rate Pope in the ring, but it will be great to see Joe back in the ring. If Joe jobs for Pope I’ll be pissed. Joe to win."

Joe, a guy who is miscast as a babyface, made Pope, a miscast heel, tap-out. The match was dull and with Pope turning on Joe at the end, it made Joe look like a fucking idiot. I'm glad Joe Muscle Busted Pope through a pig on Impact.

Match rating: * 1/2

"-- Rob Van Dam vs. Matt Hardy.
If this match is 20 times better than the last RVD/Fat Lardy match it will still be shit, so I don’t hold up much hope for anything decent coming from this one. Though RVD is meant to be a babyface, his arrogance and his lacklustre performances have made me really dislike him, as for Lardy, I really couldn’t give a shit and so do not care about this match in the slightest.
Flip a coin, RVD to win."

RVD won, and it was 20 imes better than the last time they wrestled... meaning it was still shit, but not a stinker. The match was very slow to start, and RVD looks like he's hurting. In the last minute or so, they both looked pretty good. There's hope for them yet.

Match rating: ** 1/2


"-- Knockouts champion Madison Rayne vs. Mickie James in a Last Knockout Standing match for the Knockouts Title.
By my reckoning, this will be Madison Rayne’s fourth or fifth solo match in TNA, and she has been KO champ for months now. What a joke. Mickie to win, at least she can go."

I don't remember much about this one, I remember that they both crawled under the ring for a bit for no reason, and recall that the match was pretty dull. Madison retained due to her cheat glove.


"-- Scott Steiner & Beer Money vs. Gunner & Murphy & Rob Terry.
Is this match real? This match would be fine on Impact, but on PPV? Security guards and Terroid in a PPV? Jeez, no wonder people aren’t buying PPVs anymore. It will be the dumbest thing in the world for Beer Money and Steiner to job for Terroid et al, so I’ll have to go with Terroid et al for the win."

Rob Terry was used to a minimum, as was Steiner, who as a 50 year old pulled off a pretty awesome looking Frankensteiner for the victory. Beer Money were great and are now babyfaces, which means they can be awesome again, and my God, they managed to stop this match from being a stinker.

Match rating: ***

"-- Max Buck vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Robbie E. in a #1 contender match to the X Division Title.
AGAIN, what could have been a decent match is ruined by careless booking. The Young Bucks will obviously work together, they are heels after all, thus rendering it, for all intents and purposes, a handicap match... who’s our plucky babyface who’s going to win, who’s going to beat the odds and win through his heart and intestinal fortitude? Why Robbie E of course... not only is this guy a heel, but he has X-Pac heat, the fans genuinely hate him; they hate his gimmicks, his look, and his style is very middle of the road WWE style... kick, kick, punch, punch, signature slam, win... The Bucks are way more over than Robbie will ever be... and Robbie E will blatantly win and go on to beat Kaz... thus rendering the token gesture of injecting new life into the X-Division as being a completely pointless exercise."

This match didn't happen due to The Bucks being stuck in an airport... Robbie E won by default. Then Kaz came out and they had a mediocre title match with Kaz winning clean... and on the back of that clean loss, Robbie E got a rematch on the next Impact... how fucking stupid.

Match rating: **1/2


On the whole, this was a shoddy PPV. My view is that they need to stop fucking around with Joe and Angle... put them in a simple, decent feud, maybe against each other, FFS. Also, every time a former WWEer gets put over, it is like TNA are putting the WWE over. Idiots

That Clown from Outta Town - TNA iMPACT, Feb 17 2011

I only really care about what's going on with Angle - clearly he's not actually retiring, but we'll see.

Hope there's more news about March 3rd as well, if they get rid of Bischoff and Hogan I'll start watching again properly.

LEEEEET'S GO!

1:04 - RVD v Jeff for the belt on iMPACT. At least this (hopefully) means we'll get a decent match at the next PPV. If I'm still watching by that point.
1:54 - GREAT, START WITH BISCHOFF WHY DON'T YOU
2:21 - Taz just called 'Fat' Matt Hardy a 'massive obstacle'. He got the 'massive' right...
3:20 - Jeff's entrance music is actually growing on me.
3:44 - Does not extend to Jeff himself.
4:23 - Immortal is actually just the Hardys and a few jobbers. They really aren't a credible faction.
11:48 - Ric Flair just makes no goddamn sense.
13:33 - WHY IS THERE BRAWLING THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT
15:41 - Finally, a match...and it's Douggie :)
15:59 - Looks like he's jobbing tonight :(
18:19 - Brief rundown of the match...Doug Williams v Hernandez...75% of the match was a Knockouts brawl on the outside...Doug didn't get a single move in...Hernandez fucks his finisher up and damn near breaks Doug's neck. Not a good night for one of TNA's best wrestlers...
20:20 - Pope. Joe won't be far away :)
22:59 - JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
23:55 - MUSCLE BUSTER THROUGH THE FUCKING PIG AND ALSO THE TABLE FUCK YEAH JOE
24:28 - I have never seen someone put through a pig before, Joe is fucking awesome
24:47 - GREAT IDEA, FOLLOW JOE WITH ROBBIE FUCKING E
25:46 - WOW A REMATCH OF ONE OF THE MOST UNDERWHELMING MATCHES AT THE PPV WHAT A FUCKING GREAT IDEA
31:31 - WHY IS ROBBIE E STILL IN IT? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
32:58 - Flair is so going to screw AJ and Beer Money
33:50 - AJ Styles v Tetsuo.
34:15 - Oh wait, sorry, it's Matt Hardy
36:36 - Here comes Flair. I'm really sure he's gonna screw AJ.
37:21 - Is that a child in the audience? In slevegloves? FUCK YOU KID AND FUCK SLEEVEGLOVES
37:58 - YOU FUCKED UP, HARDY, YOU FUCKED UP
38:17 - I FUCKING SAW THAT COMING A FUCKING MILE OFF...as soon as Flair forgot how to do the Fortune handsign, I knew.
40:19 - Here comes MISTEEEEEER ANDERSZZZZZzzzzz
40:54 - ZZZzzzZZzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
41:09 - OH WOW ANDERSON AND BISCHOFF ARE DOING A PROMO, THIS OUGHT TO BE Zzzz
46:07 - Why would Bischoff put Anderson in there as special ref? Put Hernandez in there...why give your enemies that much power over your champion, are you fucking retarded?
48:38 - What a fucking stupid promo
49:03 - Knockouts, fast forwarding
61:08 - Madison's copying Awesome Kong's 'open challenge' gimmick...I hope it's as good this time round, when Kong did it, it was awesome
61:25 - Christ, Steiner's promos are awesome...they give him 10 seconds, and it's the best 10 seconds of the entire show so far
63:28 - I don't know who I want to win the main event...I don't want RVD to get the belt again, and I don't want Hardy to retain...it's basically lose/lose
65:17 - Lame Angle/Jarrett promo...all night they've been building up to...fucking nothing
67:08 - BUBBA :)
69:03 - I'd love it if that was a shoot
69:34 - MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZzzzz
71:09 - Look at those cunts in the audience doing RVD thumbs...
75:11 - Wow, they booked Flair v AJ for next week...ought to be fucking hilarious
77:41 - RVD v Hardy at Invasion all those years ago was fucking awesome
78:28 - This is actually pretty decent...best match I've seen either guy in in TNA, off the top of my head
82:12 - What in the fuck was that? Anderson jumped in front of Hardy, seemingly so he could take a ref bump...it looked fucking stupid, whatever it was
83:09 - Fairly decent for an iMPACT main event...shame the ending was a piece of crap

Pretty decent impact, by 2010 standards. I didn't 'FFS' once.