That Clown from Outta Town - TNA iMPACT, Feb 17 2011

I only really care about what's going on with Angle - clearly he's not actually retiring, but we'll see.

Hope there's more news about March 3rd as well, if they get rid of Bischoff and Hogan I'll start watching again properly.

LEEEEET'S GO!

1:04 - RVD v Jeff for the belt on iMPACT. At least this (hopefully) means we'll get a decent match at the next PPV. If I'm still watching by that point.
1:54 - GREAT, START WITH BISCHOFF WHY DON'T YOU
2:21 - Taz just called 'Fat' Matt Hardy a 'massive obstacle'. He got the 'massive' right...
3:20 - Jeff's entrance music is actually growing on me.
3:44 - Does not extend to Jeff himself.
4:23 - Immortal is actually just the Hardys and a few jobbers. They really aren't a credible faction.
11:48 - Ric Flair just makes no goddamn sense.
13:33 - WHY IS THERE BRAWLING THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT
15:41 - Finally, a match...and it's Douggie :)
15:59 - Looks like he's jobbing tonight :(
18:19 - Brief rundown of the match...Doug Williams v Hernandez...75% of the match was a Knockouts brawl on the outside...Doug didn't get a single move in...Hernandez fucks his finisher up and damn near breaks Doug's neck. Not a good night for one of TNA's best wrestlers...
20:20 - Pope. Joe won't be far away :)
22:59 - JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
23:55 - MUSCLE BUSTER THROUGH THE FUCKING PIG AND ALSO THE TABLE FUCK YEAH JOE
24:28 - I have never seen someone put through a pig before, Joe is fucking awesome
24:47 - GREAT IDEA, FOLLOW JOE WITH ROBBIE FUCKING E
25:46 - WOW A REMATCH OF ONE OF THE MOST UNDERWHELMING MATCHES AT THE PPV WHAT A FUCKING GREAT IDEA
31:31 - WHY IS ROBBIE E STILL IN IT? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
32:58 - Flair is so going to screw AJ and Beer Money
33:50 - AJ Styles v Tetsuo.
34:15 - Oh wait, sorry, it's Matt Hardy
36:36 - Here comes Flair. I'm really sure he's gonna screw AJ.
37:21 - Is that a child in the audience? In slevegloves? FUCK YOU KID AND FUCK SLEEVEGLOVES
37:58 - YOU FUCKED UP, HARDY, YOU FUCKED UP
38:17 - I FUCKING SAW THAT COMING A FUCKING MILE OFF...as soon as Flair forgot how to do the Fortune handsign, I knew.
40:19 - Here comes MISTEEEEEER ANDERSZZZZZzzzzz
40:54 - ZZZzzzZZzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
41:09 - OH WOW ANDERSON AND BISCHOFF ARE DOING A PROMO, THIS OUGHT TO BE Zzzz
46:07 - Why would Bischoff put Anderson in there as special ref? Put Hernandez in there...why give your enemies that much power over your champion, are you fucking retarded?
48:38 - What a fucking stupid promo
49:03 - Knockouts, fast forwarding
61:08 - Madison's copying Awesome Kong's 'open challenge' gimmick...I hope it's as good this time round, when Kong did it, it was awesome
61:25 - Christ, Steiner's promos are awesome...they give him 10 seconds, and it's the best 10 seconds of the entire show so far
63:28 - I don't know who I want to win the main event...I don't want RVD to get the belt again, and I don't want Hardy to retain...it's basically lose/lose
65:17 - Lame Angle/Jarrett promo...all night they've been building up to...fucking nothing
67:08 - BUBBA :)
69:03 - I'd love it if that was a shoot
69:34 - MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZzzzz
71:09 - Look at those cunts in the audience doing RVD thumbs...
75:11 - Wow, they booked Flair v AJ for next week...ought to be fucking hilarious
77:41 - RVD v Hardy at Invasion all those years ago was fucking awesome
78:28 - This is actually pretty decent...best match I've seen either guy in in TNA, off the top of my head
82:12 - What in the fuck was that? Anderson jumped in front of Hardy, seemingly so he could take a ref bump...it looked fucking stupid, whatever it was
83:09 - Fairly decent for an iMPACT main event...shame the ending was a piece of crap

Pretty decent impact, by 2010 standards. I didn't 'FFS' once.