Man, it's quiet around here without Socko.
Anyway, we got beer, we got pizza, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
1:47 - AJ, Lethal and Kaz 3-way - awesome :D
2:24 - God fucking damn it, starting with talking AGAIN. I want wrestling! That's why I fucking tuned in!
7:53 - Eric Bischoff: "We put these fans first" - booing and laughter from the crowd
8:16 - FUCK YEAH JOE FUCK HIM UP
9:18 - NO FUCK OFF JOE DOESN'T NEED ROB VAN DAM TO HELP HIM OUT! FUCK YOU TNA!
9:33 - I really hope Joe smashes RVD for that.
11:37 - Jesus, this is awful - RVD has raised the bar since coming to TNA? What the fuck are you talking about, Hogan?
12:17 - That was a terrible opening. Off to a bad start. It was good last week without Hogan and Bish, then they come back and it's shit again. I'd be excited about the four-way if I didn't know it'd be a Bischoff-special bullshit ending :( Hopefully they main show will be decent.
13:52 - There's a new knockout who's gimmick is she's a fat stripper? Jesus fuck, this is the worst iMPACT ever. I'm actually gonna watch this one to see if it's as bad as it looks to be.
16:49 - Yeah that was pretty bad...at least it was very short. Rosie's kinda like a cross between Awesome Kong and Rikishi, but nowhere near as good as either. And she has Matt Lucas' face, which is very disturbing.
18:02 - Oh god, it talks. Please don't make that happen again TNA. Just bring back Kong and give Hamada and Taylor a push - I'd watch every week.
20:09 - 20 mins in, finally something with the potential to be good is happening. Fuck 'em up, Jay!
25:47 - That was pretty cool, nice comedy match - don't see it very often :) Wish they woulda put a mic in there so you could hear it properly...More of that please TNA.
28:57 - Here comes Kurt - FUCK HIM UP ANGLE, WE WANT YOU TO GET TO JOE
29:34 - Kurt: "I like my opponent to know exactly what I'm going to do to them before I step foot in the ring" Fan: "FUCK HIM IN THE ASS! FUCK HIM IN THE ASS!" You gotta love TNA fans.
49:50 - Am I going mad or has there only been 9 minutes of wrestling so far??
50:56 - Finally the match actually starts. Fuck ringside brawling. Fuck it right in the ear.
57:03 - Not a great match...it wasn't bad but it was nothing to write home about.
57:16 - Jesus christ, how much air time is the fucking Beer Money/Anderson & Hardy angle going to get toinight? It feels like it's been going on for like half an hour - and nothing interesting has happened. If they just put Red vs Doug or something in the middle it would be way better. 5 minutes of decent wrestling, then go back to the boring crap - not half hour blocks of it.
62:22 - This match is boring. I never liked Roode as a singles wrestler.
65:40 - Fully 25 mins of that crappy feud. Jesus christ. I wish I'd fast forwarded instead of watching it.
66:44 - Abyss & Rob Terry vs Orlando Jordan & Desmond Wolfe...haven't we suffered enough tonight, TNA? Can't you just do us a favour and end the show early or something rather than serving this shit up?
68:00 - 16 minutes left, and there's a tag match as well as a 4-way. Both are going to be shit, because there's nowhere near enough time to make them interesting. Meanwhile, the build up to a single tag match at the PPV gets 25 mins. This is one of the worst iMPACTs I've seen.
73:24 - Terrible match.
75:22 - The four way, including entrances and any post-match, is 8 minutes long. This is going to be absolute shite. And I'm pretty sure it'll be a screwjob too.
76:55 - FUCK YEAH HERE COMES JOE FUCK EM UP JOE
83:57 - Fucking awful iMPACT. If I wanted to watch shit, I'd watch WWE. Sort it the fuck out TNA.
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