That Clown from Outta Town - iMPACT, June 17th

The quality of iMPACT has been extremely inconsistant lately - it seems to go from being pretty damn good one week to utter shite the next. All I'm really hoping for this week is that the Angle vs Joe feud starts as it means to go on - hi-octane, and dripping with blood.

And please start with wrestling this week TNA! Just this once, let's not have someone who's paid to WRESTLE get on a microphone and start yammering on. If people want to see talking, they'll watch the news. Nobody would be impressed if Peter Sissons put Trevor McDonald in a submission hold during the 10 O'Clock News, and nobody gives a fuck about people talking during iMPACT. That's just how it is. Fucking get over it and start with a fucking match!

1:33 - JESUS FUCK, not only is it talking, IT'S FUCKING BISCHOFF FUCKING TALKING AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
1:52 - Wow, they stripped The Band of the titles because of the thing with Hall - for those of you that don't know, he got drunk and belligerent in a bar, they put him in a taxi home but he went mental in the taxi, punched out one of the windows then got aggressive with the police when they showed up and wound up getting arrested. I think it's fair to start with an announcement on that one to be honest.
2:20 - Cool, straight into a match for once :D
2:42 - I'm not sure why The Band are in the running for the belts they just got stripped of...I guess it's just Nash and Young now. Kinda makes the whole 'band' gimmick a bit pointless...
3:37 - Let's go Jesse! Although Bubba'll blatantly screw them and the Band will advance...
4:33 - Christ, Abyss v Hardy v Anderson :( What a shitty main event
9:47 - FUCK YEAH Jesse goes through :D I love how I just see Moore as wallpaper to Jesse's tag team run haha
11:53 - Damn, I was hoping for Jay
12:49 - This Chelsea and Abyss thing just got fucking retarded
14:21 - New stable...cool :) Hope this meens Beer Money won't be jobbers any more, I liked them when they were good
17:25 - Jay is on top form tonight :D
20:57 - How the hell is anyone keeping a straight face right now...this is fucking hilarious
23:20 - Desmond v Lethal - awesome :D I hope Wolfe wins for once...
27:57 - I wonder who Hernandez is gonna squash this week
25:18 - IT'S FUCKING JOE FUCK HIM UP JOE
25:40 - YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD HERNANDEZ
29:37 - That was going great until Morgan got involved...fucking TNA.
30:07 - Haha, Morgan's a dead man
30:30 - Damn, escaped :(
32:13 - Yay, Douggie
33:42 - Doug v Max Buck...cool, I love Generation Me...wish they had more TV time
36:32 - Fucking nice Diamond Dust...you don't see that very often, it's a great move
39:37 - Sigh, more Jarrett and Sting :/
39:58 - Wow, those action figures look like absolute shite...kinda amusing to see Suicide there because they made the toy before he became Kaz again
41:04 - Cool, Angelina :) I like her...kind of a coin toss whether to skip the Lacey match, she sucks. She's hot as all hell though. Ah, fuck it, I'll watch.
43:24 - How the hell do you nail a backflip from the middle rope no problem, then fuck up a drop toe hold? Surely the backflip is like a million times harder?
45:22 - That was actually pretty good...maybe I'll stop fast forwarding for a few weeks, Angelina is awesome though so it might just be because it was her.
48:02 - I reckon Abyss'll win the 3-way, I kinda hope so because I like Jeff and Anderson as a tag team but I kinda hope not because I don't think Abyss really deserves a title shot right now...
49:48 - 3D v Beer Money :D They've had some great matches, so this could be promising.
56:18 - 3D had it won - I really hope this doesn't end up with 3D splitting up.
57:01 - Ah, damn it...why the fuck is Chelsea at ringside...she's blatantly going to screw Wolfe. This could have been a great match...third match of the night ruined by a fucking screwjob.
58:09 - Dreamer's here :D
59:39 - Ok, she's gone...game on
60:09 - Oh for fuck's sake...why do they keep shitting on Wolfe? He's one of their best talents and they use him as a fucking jobber...it should be Wolfe, Joe and Angle as the top 3 guys
62:51 - Holy shit, did Hogan just say something I actually agree with?! "TNA is on fire right now because of guys like Jay Lethal". Damn straight, so take the belt off RVD and put it on someone who fucking matters!
64:35 - Flair v Lethal at the PPV?? What the christ? This will be a terrible, terrible match.
65:40 - MOTHER FUCK JOE IS AT 6 IN THE FUCKING RANKINGS, I WANTED JOE v ANGLE THIS FUCKING MONTH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
65:31 - Although, on the other hand - OH MY FUCKING GOD WOLFE v ANGLE I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME
66:23 - Fuck him up, Stinger!
72:23 - Didn't happen :(
73:37 - I really miss Abyss' old theme tune. And gimmick.
74:34 - The main event is starting and there's over 10 minutes on the clock...this will be the longest main event in months
79:20 - Triple countout? Utter fucking bullshit.
81:10 - Abyss seems to have gone mental :D This is the Abyss we love...I hope Tommy comes to the rescue and feuds him...I hope RVD keeps his fucking nose out
83:09 - Holy shit, Black Hole Slam on the broken glass...fuck yeah Abyss
84:42 - Fuck yeah, chokeslam off the stage :D
85:00 - Here comes Hogan - fuck him up Abyss!

Pretty cool iMPACT this week, a lot of potentially great matches ruined by screwjobs but much better than recent weeks anyway.