That Clown from Outta Town - iMPACT September 30 2010

Welcome to another episode of 'How will TNA fuck up this week'.

I'm watching the video online this week, and it's split up into a bunch of different videos...hopefully it won't get too confusing.

I'd say I hope they'll start with wrestling, but they did that last week and it wasn't great. Let's get this shit over with.

Vid 1

01:49 - Kurt v Abyss in a cage match...I always say this, but it could be awesome
06:06 - Fucking brawling again...it's so fucking boring...and they do it every fucking week
9:43 - That brawl was nearly 4 mins - that's as long as most iMPACT matches
11:11 - Beer Money v Dreamer & Rhino...in a lumberjack tag match. Can't wait :/

Vid 2

00:39 - Roode just clapped his hands to trick the ref into thinking there was a tag...except, THE REF WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM, and still let it count as an actual tag.
04:14 - And it devolves into another ringside brawl. FFS TNA
4:49 - Shit match.
06:38 - Oh yay, a conversation
09:09 - A woman in the front row just happened to have a copy of Foley's book, and Flair just happened to notice and grab it...FFS TNA it's so obvious that was a plant you might as well have not bothered
09:41 - Although Flair elbow dropping his book was kinda worth it
11:30 - They both just busted themselves open. Not each other - themselves.

Vid 3

03:16 - God, that promo was a fucking mess
03:47 - Straight from one promo to another - this one starring Bischoff. FFS TNA
04:42 - ANDERSON v JOE FUCK YEAH JOE KILL HIM JOE
05:32 - Ink Inc v Gen Me - I wonder if MCMG will interfere :/
06:22 - I heard a horrible rumour about 'They', and if it turns out to be true I'm really going to be pissed off.

Vid 4

01:26 - Pretty decent match...for iMPACT. I was surprised there was no interference
02:23 - I really hope Joe wins this
02:47 - And goes on to win the title
05:10 - FUCK YEAH JOE BREAK HIS FUCKING SPINE
05:45 - JESUS FUCK TNA WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FUCK WITH JOE MATCHES JUST FUCK OFF POPE
10:16 - YES PUT HIM OUT JOE
10:43 - Oh, fuck you TNA

The day Anderson beats Joe fair and square is the day I stop watching TNA. Let me know if either:

a) Bischoff & Hogan leave
b) Joe gets the belt

Until then, I'm jumping ship to WWE.