I have nothing to really say as an introduction, so I'll just jump right into it...02:56 - I wish they had stipulations in proper sports...rugby cage matches would be pretty decent.
03:31 - Aw shit, no Gen Me :(
03:41 - But it's not all bad news, Robbie E still made it. Oh wait, did I say 'not bad news', or did I say 'fucking travesty'?
07:20 - Kaz :) Dressed as Kevin Nash, for some reason...
13:19 - A thrilling headlock
16:47 - Not a terrible match, but it was iMPACT-quality...not sure why Robbie E is on a PPV to be honest.
19:06 - Classic Steiner promo
19:43 - AJ :)
19:57 - Why even bother having a guest commentator - they might as well just say "And coming up - a screwjob!"
20:38 - This must be one of the least interesting 3-man teams in wrestling history...Rob Terry and a couple of glorified jobbers
22:46 - I think I see Goons in the audience :)
24:04 - Girl in the front row wearing fucking sleevegloves >:(
31:34 - Roode's looking pretty good tonight
33:04 - Frankensteiner coming up :)
33:34 - Nailed it :)
34:10 - Game over - and no screwjob either. Pretty decent match.
36:21 - I wonder if Bubba will attack the kids backstage when Devon comes to the ring...
36:57 - FUCK YEAH IT'S NEARLY JOE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
39:06 - I wish they had a second Joe instead of The Pope so they could have a mirror match like in a videogame.
40:09 - FUCK YEAH SAMOA JOE KILL HIM JOE
42:49 - FFS Pope, get in the ring and take your medicine, stop being a pussy
48:55 - That knee was pretty sweet
49:50 - Fuck, quickest tapout ever...ok match, Joe didn't destroy him enough though...would have like him to drown Pope in his own blood or something.
51:54 - Pope beats Joe down after the match...from the look on Joe's face, this ain't over
53:06 - Knockouts, fast forwarding
01:07:33 - Matt Morgan's coming to the ring...dressed to talk. Fuck.
01:08:43 - Morgan and Hernandez feuding again? Surely it was shit enough the last time?
01:12:25 - I hope LAX reform, Hernandez's gimmick seems pretty much like their old one and LAX were awesome
01:13:01 - Matt Hardy - FUCK OFF FATTY, NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
01:14:18 - If you finish your undefeated record, THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD
01:16:22 - RVD - strangely tempted to fast forward...
01:18:23 - WWE rejects match, I'm gonna liven it up with a bit of Dwarf Fortress.
01:18:42 - My weaponsmith is finally legendary - work commences on adamantine weapons (and silver for the blunt users)
01:21:07 - My engraver, Banksy, continues to engrave masterpieces. No surprises in the RVD match so far.
01:22:10 - My carpenter, Jesus, makes a masterpiece barrel.
01:23:05 - And another
01:24:05 - What in the fuck is Matt Hardy doing?
01:27-18 - One of my peasants has given birth to a girl...ffs, we're over 150 dwarves already, and the population cap is 100 >:(
01:30:59 - RVD wins, unsurprisingly.
01:33:55 - Bit of a sinister promo there from Bubba
01:36:51 - Bubba v Devon...this could be dull as fuck, or it could be pretty extreme
01:46:28 - Not a great street fight- no blood and dumb ending
01:56:43 - Jarrett v Angle...should be good :)
02:13:10 - OH FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCKING REF BUMP FUCK THIS SHIT
02:16:59 - For god's sake, how many times does Angle have to win this? The ref is fucking useless
02:18:19 - The wrestling in the match was pretty good, but the booking was fucking shoddy. Jarret hits his finisher, Kurt kicks out. Jarret hits the finisher but from the top rope - Kurt kicks out. Jarrett hits Kurt in the face with a steel chair - Kurt kicks out. Jarret sits on Kurt, and gets the pin. THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
02:21:13 - Kurt's taken off his boots, which means you've retired, apparently. No way can that be Kurt's last match, it was shit.
02:22:59 - Jeff Hardy made the ladder match famous apparently. Not, say, Sabu. Or Shawn Michaels. Or anyone.
02:24:57 - Another WWE rejects match...tempted to crack Fortress open again.
02:41:30 - Credit where it's due, this is actually pretty good
02:51:07 - YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
02:51:54 - Hardy gets the belt back :( But a pretty decent match, I'm surprised
Not a bad PPV all told...a few matches could have been cut without missing anything, there was some shitty booking, but there were also a few solid matches in there too.
Still...UFC 126 was better. Did you see the Silva KO?? Fucking awesome.
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