Yeah yeah, technically it's F'N, but I feel like a five year old if I pretend to swear instead of just swearing.
So, not sure what to expect tonight, except the Beer Money v MCMG match will be awesome. The whole series has been great, I was expecting it to get old very quickly but now I kinda wish it was best of nine. I really hope we get a decent finish and no screwjob or controversy or whatever - TNA have an opportunity to completely ruin the entire series, I hope they manage to avoid it.
AJ v Angle should be good, but we know the winner already so it won't be at all gripping or exciting - just a good match.
Kinda interested to see Hardy's mystery opponent - rumours are circulating about it being some WWE reject, but personally I hope it's Joe.
Janice on a pole match will be a car crash.
LET'S DO THIS
00:17 - Hogan's special surprise? THEY SAID NO INTERVIEWS DAMMIT
00:39 - Surprised they're kicking off with AJ v Angle...surely that should be further up the card? Although, if they're hoping to impress people who don't usually watch TNA who are watching this because it's 'PPV Quality', this is a great start to the show.
2:57 - AJ has a new tattoo...of his own name. His modesty is PHENOMENAL
4:30 - AJ is dominating early...
11:00 - Angle wins...no surprises there. The low-blow-into-ankle-lock was pretty cool though.
11:32 - Knockouts...fast forwarding.
16:58 - The mystery woman was nearly revealed, you saw the bottom half of her face...it looked like it might be Roxxi?
18:25 - The Anderson/Pope/Morgan 3-way. Could be ok, I don't have high hopes though.
20:23 - Anderson's promos are very rarely funny. I get the impression that when they are good, it's more a case of 'if you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will stick' rather than any real talent imo. Rock wannabe.
24:42 - Morgan outsmarted them both...I don't think anybody saw that coming.
25:22 - Hardy v ??? (PLEASE BE JOE)
26:30 - Shannon Moore? FFS
27:14 - Worst mystery opponent ever...I feel cheated and this show is free to air.
34:16 - Hardy wins. A few nice moves, but it still feels like a disappointment.
34:54 - It's time. Tag title match. Please don't fuck this up, TNA.
37:17 - 2/3 falls match :)
38:25 - Off to a great start
44:23 - Holy shit, simultaneous suicide dive and top rope cross body to the floor...awesome
46:01 - Beer Money get the first fall
47:15 - MCMG tie it up
48:09 - Holy shit, Roode going over the top rope...don't see that very often
49:00 - "Match of the year" chant :)
51:46 - How the shit did Storm kick out...thought it was all over
52:39 - Holy shit, what a stunner
53:22 - Storm kicks out of death again...this match is awesome
53:51 - And it's over...MCMG retain. Awesome end to an awesome series.
55:15 - They keep mentioning Hogan's surprise, when it's the least interesting thing on the entire card.
55:50 - Bischoff special ref. I have a bad feeling about this.
59:42 - I'd love to see a Van Terminator tonight. Van Terminator into Janice.
62:24 - Match is decent so far...best RVD match in TNA (not including Sabu)
64:05 - Think Abyss is going for thumbtacks :D
64:25 - Thumbtacks and glass :) There was some barbed wire down there too...
66:35 - And here comes the barbed wire board...barbed wire on its own is way more hardcore than the board...the barbed wire crossface from Hardcore Justice was awesome
67:57 - Ok, that was actually pretty extreme
68:40 - RVD just went to the floor from the top of the ladder, face first into another ladder...I'm sure it was intentional, but it looked fucking nasty
69:30 - Abyss gets Janice...I bet nobody gets hit with it. Again.
71:56 - Holy Christ, Van Terminator into the barbed wire board...it's gotta be over
72:32 - It's over RVD wins. I'm (pleasantly) surprised that there were no shenanigans, what with Bischoff being there and all.
76:18 - SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO THE POINT HOGAN
83:29 - Abyss actually killed RVD with Janice
Not a bad iMPACT, there were a couple of good matches. Beer Money v MCMG was match of the night again, RVD actually had an awesome match for once, Bischoff didn't ruin the match...AJ v Angle was good but not as good as it could have been, and the Hardy match wasn't great. The 3-way was kinda boring, but it had a funny ending.
Now I'm going to have to watch the after-show show to find out what happened to RVD...
EDIT: After a bit of checking, the mystery biker is Tara :(
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