TNA Whole F'ing Show: Predictions

Alright, as most of the Hardcore Justice card was a mystery until the event, I couldn't do my usual set of predictions. Here are my predictions for what would have been Hard Justice, AKA the Whole F'ing Show.

MCMG versus Beer Money
Guns have got to win this and I think it will be one of the best matches of the night, if not the year.

Mr. Anderson vs Matt Morgan vs The Pope
Pope really needs the win here, but this is TNA so I’m gonna go with Matt Morgan.

Jeff Hardy's Open Challenge
I think that this will probably be either the debut of an ex-WWEer such as Shelton Benjamin, or more likely (this is TNA remember) they’ll get some crap undercard guy, maybe Shannon Moore or Suicide. Either way, Jeff to win.

Madison Rayne vs Angelina Love Knockout's Title
If it’s not Angelina I’ll be pissed. Rayne is shit. I assume that TNA will swerve revealing the mysterious biker, though I’m pretty convinced it’s either Tara or Alyssa Flash (I would prefer the latter, that bitch is mean).

Kurt Angle vs AJ Styles
With the career stip, this match is pointless. I don’t care, this angle would have been much better had Angle worked through the ranks, had a few bumps along the way. I’ve said it before, they’re just a bunch of elaborate squash matches. Angle to win.

Rob Van Dam vs Abyss Stairway To Janice Match for the TNA Heavyweight Title
This match will be shit and RVD will hold on to the strap.