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Wednesday, 25 August 2010
That Clown from Outta Town: iMPACT August 19th 2010
Sorry it's late, I was here:
...so, obviously didn't spend a lot of time watching wrestling.
I see from the blog that there's some kind of tournament for the title now that RVD is dead. I guess all will be revealed during the show...
LET'S DO THIS
1:29 - That must've been pretty cool for the guys that got there early...not so interesting to watch at home though
3:54 - I'm not sure if the blur over Jeff's arse is just in my copy or if everyone is seeing it...it's annoying either way
5:24 - Fuck, it's Bischoff
5:40 - Actually maybe I should give him a chance - there were no shennanigans when he was special ref. Maybe he's turned over a new leaf.
8:03 - 117 stitches? This is going to look dumb when he comes back with no scars.
9:11 - Who is a pirate's favourite wrestler? Arrrrr-VD
10:27 - Rob Terry is in the top 8? What?
11:14 - Terry v Hardy...I'm not hugely optimistic. Hardy will clearly win.
15:03 - Boring match, too short, crappy finish. SURPRISE SURPRISE HARDY GOES THROUGH
16:23 - Hogan is clearly in with Fortune...he just happened to bring ECW into the ring, leave them there alone, and then suddenly Fortune were prepared for a sneak attack?
17:28 - Hogan "He was our whole company, I built the whole company around RVD" FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
18:02 - Match 2. Not optimistic.
18:19 - Well shut my mouth, it's Jay Lethal :)
18:44 - I'd love to see Jay win the TNA title.
18:56 - Ugh, Anderson
21:39 - Everyone chanting for Anderson can eat a dick
24:45 - Anderson wins...is this WWE Rejects Night or something?
25:07 - Does the X-Division actually still exist?
29:44 - It's weird how a single MCMG match is now more interesting than an entire heavyweight title tournament
31:34 - Velvet and Angelina are back together :)
37:02 - I like Fortune a lot more with Douggie than without him
41:31 - FUCK YEAH FOLEY AND SABU IN TNA plus some other dudes
45:00 - AJ v Sabu would be an awesome match
45:59 - Angle's in the tournament? That makes no sense...
46:20 - Angle v Doug could be awesome, if it's not over in 4 minutes.
52:58 - Short match, no drama because Kurt can't lose. This iMPACT is lame.
53:55 - Sting & Nash - shit just got real
54:37 - I miss Red :(
62:59 - Hogan again present for a Fortune beatdown...how fucking obvious can you be
64:14 - Wait, Raven and Dreamer are friends again now? I thought Raven was just pretending to be his friend so that...probably best not to think about it.
65:09 - How the fuck did Morgan get into the knockout tournament? And why are Fortune allowed in the tournament if they're being punished for the attack on ECW? Oh ffs TNA.
65:58 - Pope to win, it's WWE night in TNA
70:07 - All WWE finals. This tournament sucks.
82:24 - Crappy ending to a crappy iMPACT
I think that's the first iMPACT I've seen without a single decent match. Bring back the X-Division ffs.
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3 comments:
"I'm not sure if the blur over Jeff's arse is just in my copy or if everyone is seeing it...it's annoying either way"
This confused me at first, because TNA are more than happy to show Ric Flair's baggy ass in all it's shrivelled glory.
The blurring has something to with a court judgement which means that when Hardy's involved, TNA have got to be shown not to advocate crack... I'll stop...
just thought, could have made a joke about Hardy's "Enigmatic Asshole", what with the blurring and all... sorry, I really will stop...
Poor Jeff, always the butt of the joke.
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