I really hope that the first thing I see after the title music is an X-Division match. Just like they used to do - start your wrestling show with some fucking wrestling for once! I also hope that they give me something to care about going in to the PPV - right now, I've got nothing.
2:57 - Nope, fucking Bischoff fucking talking again. God dammit.
3:22 - "It's been too long since I've been in this ring" No, Eric, it's not. In fact, it's not long enough.
3:54 - Here comes RVD. Wonder if he'll go on and on about how awesome he is?
5:46 - "One of the top names on that poll is Jeff Hardy" He got 3% of the vote ffs. That is not a 'top name' you fucktard, that's a guy that 97% of people didn't want to see.
6:40 - RVD just told me he's the best. There's a fucking surprise.
7:04 - Let's go AJ! Let's go AJ! Let's go AJ!
8:08 - Every single person chanting 'AJ sucks' can go fuck themselves.
11:46 - AJ vs RVD vs Jeff Hardy. Recipe for awesome. But then again, so is RVD vs Wolfe. Please don't fuck this one up, TNA.
14:27 - Knockouts...finger hovering on the fast forward button
15:09 - Tara...hovering closer...
16:00 - Oh, it's a singles match...fast forwarding.
19:23 - Someone assaulted Chelsea...raeptime?
20:29 - Tell him Douggie :D Your belt, man, your belt!
21:52 - Kaz 'stepped away from the business for a year'? Around the time that Suicide mysteriously showed up, yeah? Then he comes back just as Suicide disappears? And nobody mentions that Suicide has gone? Funny that.
22:41 - Here comes Kaz. Fuck him up, Doug!
24:05 - Generation Me - I like these guys.
24:15 - Morgan will smash them though.
24:42 - Nice double clothesline.
25:59 - FUCK YEAH SAMOA JOE! JOE JOE JOE JOE
26:42 - FUCK YEAH MUSCLE BUSTER ON MORGAN!!!
28:41 - New tag champs...nicely done, but it kinda ruins the only angle I'm actually interested in right now (Morgan vs Ink Inc). Cool that the title shot at the PPV transfers over though.
30:39 - 3D vs Beer Money vs MCMG vs Ink Inc? Fucking awesome :D More of this please TNA.
31:41 - I love that move.
35:08 - "We want Jesse" chant. I love TNA fans :3
35:57 - JESSE IS KICKING SOME SERIOUS ARSE RIGHT NOW
37:08 - MCMG are some of the best double team wrestlers in the business today.
37:16 - That is one mean forearm shot, Bubba.
38:14 - Whoa, Neal just pinned Bubba...didn't see that coming.
38:24 - Holy shit, Moore's ear...It looks like he had an earring torn out. Ouch.
39:52 - Oh god, more crappy camera shit.
41:02 - Terry vs Abyss? Kinda out of nowhere...could be ok though, if Abyss dominates him in 3 mins RVD style
42:59 - Haha, Abyss shouting how he didn't do anything...he sure doesn't look like a dangerous guy...
43:31 - FUCK HIM UP DESMOND
45:40 - Orlando Jordan vs Rob Terry - this has to be the most raeptastic episode of iMPACT ever
48:52 - Jordan issuing an open challenge...all I can think is...JOE JOE JOE JOE
49:17 - FUCK YEAH TOMKO
53:07 - I like Tomko, I wish he was a star and not a jobber.
54:42 - More knockouts. Fast forwarding again.
58:55 - Main event with 25 mins left? This is either going to be awesome, or there's gonna be a whole bunch of boring talking afterwards...
62:29 - Another boring RVD promo where he just puts himself over and barely mentions his opponents. Sigh.
65:54 - "Just when it looked like Jeff Hardy was gonna get the win..." Yeah, because AJ is going to job to a legdrop 2 minutes into the match...get a grip Tennay.
67:16 - RVD: "I take everybody's move's the best anybody's ever taken them" Yeah, you took that stunner like a real pro
69:51 - RVD: "I take everybody's move's the best anybody's ever taken them" What, by no-selling an over-the-top-rope dive?
70:27 - FUCK YEAH AJ WINS! SACRIFICE PREVIEW, MOTHERFUCKERS!
72:03 - Just realised...6 mins bell to bell. Not good enough for a main event, let alone AJ v RVD v Hardy.
73:42 - Surprise main events which are less interesting than the actual, advertised main event are not a good idea.
74:46 - Swanton from the announce table, which is on top of a stage, through a table, to the concrete? Hardy, you are a lunatic.
74:56 - Fucking hell, he hit it. Christ.
75:44 - More of that please, Jeff.
78:33 - Wolfe vs Abyss? Awesome :D Finally, a reason to watch Sacrifice :D
80:38 - Pretty good iMPACT this week, definite step up from last week.
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