Welcome to the guide to shite baddies. Over the coming weeks I will be counting down the most retarded, ridiculous and dullest heels in history.First of all, I should say that I am not against flamboyancy in wrestling, but most times they are there for people to enjoy as those ones that make the proper heels look stupid - Doink the clown for instance.
First on the list is the one and only Irwin R. Schyster, also known as I.R.S. Clever eh, Can you see what they did there?
His gimmick was that he was portrayed as a former IRS tax collector from Washington, D.C. who harassed all of the faces and fans, urging them to pay their taxes.
As an in ring wrestler he wasn't bad, won his fair share of matches and enjoyed a distinguished career as one half of "Money Inc". However, the reason IRS appears on this list is the fact that you would struggle to find a more engineered heel as nobody likes paying their taxes but they must and he's there to represent the enemy of the people - dull.
Some of his promo's were pretty good too like the one below where he bollock's the whole of the US for being tax cheats - not a bad microphone wrestler.
That, however proves my point - IRS is a genetically engineered heel, one that could never endear himself to the fans - a real one trick pony.
Ratings: Microphone skills: 3/5, In ring: 3/5, Gimmick shiteness: -3.5/5.
Coming soon: The Repo Man.
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