Where's the Sausage?

I tell you what Brother, something in the world of wrestling isn't getting shared with us. Now if you go ahead and type "Wrestling Wardrobe Malfunction" into YouTube these are the videos you get:
Dawn Marie wardrobe malfunction


WWE Wardrobe Malfunction Featuring inspired use of a towel.



Divas Accidental Nudity


Now given the male / female ratio of wrestling this is just surprising, especially as we know this footage is out there, such as in this classic clip where "Ravishing" Rick Rude pulls the old Wife's Face Painted on the Crotch Trick:

Tights Failure


So is this kind of thing just being repressed, like so much more homo-eroticism in wrestling? I think Vince Russo could have a field day using this as a comedic device, although hopefully, not involving one of the more senior wrestlers.

Of course, you could try and prove my theory wrong by typing "Male Wrestling Wardrobe Malfunction" into a search engine, but just remember, you'll never be allowed young children again. To right as well, you sicko.